DragonStorm spotted

[Veube]

The rumour mill has been rife with speculation of DragonStorms whereabouts for a few days now. There have been reports of sightings of him hovering above Richland and swimming off the coast.

We now know this to be untrue as we have confirmed evidence that DragonStorm in inside the Big Brother house. He is quoted as saying:

'Arrr Hargh Ha Haaarrrr Arrggg Arrrrrr me hearties'

How he got in there is unknown at present. However, the continued absence of Jekht necessitates closer inspection of video footage to rule out the possibility that he's in there too.

[Dragonstorm]

Sorry!!! My internet is fucked at the mo, and keeps coming on for about 5 mins and then i get d/c'd. No idea what's going on, think it's just my comp though, so hurrah, format and 10 hours of MxO patching await!! :(

[Jekht]

Day 1 in the Big Brother house:
Dragonstorm and Jekht are discussing various cerials.

DragonStorm: you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
DragonStorm: I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
DragonStorm: the Trix rabbit, for example
DragonStorm: I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
DragonStorm: I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
DragonStorm: fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
DragonStorm: "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
DragonStorm: Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
DragonStorm: FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
DragonStorm: I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
DragonStorm: and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
DragonStorm: and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
DragonStorm: I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
DragonStorm: "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
DragonStorm: NO.
DragonStorm: I'd be thinking
DragonStorm: "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
DragonStorm: another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
DragonStorm: last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
DragonStorm: they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
Jekht: True true…
Jekht: stupid cereal mascots...
Jekht: Lucky Charms.
Jekht: FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
Jekht: Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
Jekht: C'mon now, Lucky.
Jekht: I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
Jekht: or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
Jekht: "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
Jekht: ....
Jekht: KILL THEM, BITCH!
DragonStorm: I dunno why we went off on this rant here
DragonStorm: it's just always bothered me….

Big Brother Viewing figures standing at: 12 people

(all conversations are played by profession actors in this reconstruction... aka we didnt have this convo hehe.. also is it me, or was my post just a pointless excuse to post sumthin from bash.org hehe fail!)

[Dragonstorm]

Ridiculous lucky captain rabbit king! Lucky captain rabbit king nuggets are for the youth! ^^

[Celara]

hey look a squirrel

http://www.soque.org/Photo_Album/Best%20Squirrel%20Shot.JPG

[Jekht]

yay other people post random replies! I am not the only 'special' one! :D

*runs off into the forest*

[Gallus]

Nuts! :P

[Anonymous]

There have been reports of sightings of him hovering above Richland

Well now..

http://img94.echo.cx/img94/7692/screenshot156or.jpg

Although i admit this was a while ago :p

[Dragonstorm]

Hahaha!! I remember that, no1 would rez me though, I was trying to do some sky walkin, oooooh yeah!

[Jekht]

lol it makes u look like u were flying neo style...

lets take a pic of u like that without hud, and post it on the mxo forums saying neo has been spotted! hehe :D

[Amphetamine]

On a similar random tip...Topic of discussion at work today was on breaking in to the Samaritans HQ and changing their hold husic for a Portishead cd :twisted: