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Jekht
06-06-2005, 05:23 PM
well im at home... and i have nothing to do... and im bored...
so heres a funny irc quote for u!... more to come as i slip further into boredom :)
(not me fyi :D)

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

m1dnight
06-06-2005, 11:07 PM
WTF...lol, dude u cant wait till ur comp gets back? I CANT WAIT TILL UR F*****G COMP COMES BACK!!! lmfao :lol:

Gallus
06-10-2005, 08:46 AM
Dude thats friggin hilarious as long as your comp is broken and you are bored keep that kinda stuff comin we should organize a stand up comedy act for your dramatic return or somthin man. Genius!

Anonymous
06-11-2005, 10:53 AM
Ah bash.org.. love that site. :p

Jekht
06-11-2005, 10:56 AM
haha yeh, www.bash.org rules! I think 1 of my mates is applying to be an admin on it... but on the test he blatantly let to many racist jokes through.. sigh lol

Anonymous
06-11-2005, 04:51 PM
lol i could spend all day reading them

Jekht
06-11-2005, 11:56 PM
lol well instead of work 1 day... i think i managed to get through at least the top 1000 :D waste of my time? = yes; did I laugh my face off? YES :D