Adunai
07-21-2005, 02:22 PM
This has been floating around the net for a while, but i think its both funny and useful, so i thought i'd post it :)
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A simple thought… (about zions)
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42
muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the
motherfucker across the head...
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USEFUL EXPRESSIONS FOR HIGH STRESS DAYS.....(I actually use the second one daily. lol)
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1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?
3. A hard-on does NOT count as personal growth.
4. Do I look like a fucking people person?
5. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on the cat.
7. The aliens obviously forgot to remove your anal probe.
8. Let me show you how the prison guards do it.
9. And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?
10. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
11. Whatever look you were trying to achieve, you missed.
12. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
13. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
14. I can't remember if I'm the evil or the good twin.
15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it was a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?
19. You look like shit, is that the style now?
20. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A simple thought… (about zions)
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42
muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the
motherfucker across the head...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
USEFUL EXPRESSIONS FOR HIGH STRESS DAYS.....(I actually use the second one daily. lol)
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1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?
3. A hard-on does NOT count as personal growth.
4. Do I look like a fucking people person?
5. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on the cat.
7. The aliens obviously forgot to remove your anal probe.
8. Let me show you how the prison guards do it.
9. And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?
10. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
11. Whatever look you were trying to achieve, you missed.
12. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
13. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
14. I can't remember if I'm the evil or the good twin.
15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it was a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?
19. You look like shit, is that the style now?
20. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?